The Belted Sweater

So, you've got the right facial hair, you've got a cool fedora, and you've got the required "ironic" vintage clothes from prior fashion eras, but you still can't get into the best hipster bars. Well, Iv'e got the answer to your dilemma, something guaranteed to get you to the front of the line... the Belted Sweater. 

The stuff was gold in the early 70's before the leisure suit took hold, no disco would turn you away. Wearing one of these striking pieces today will put you far out in front of the other hipsters, so powerful it should probably be illegal. You need to act fast though because fashion is fickle. You can thank me later.